And WHATEVER you do, DO NOT tell your tech-challenged, self-described "gadget geek" and/or old-guy (80% of whom comprise the target demo) Note 5-owning friends that when one inserts the S Pen backwards, a fantastic Easter Egg secret Samsung video will start playing on the screen. Just for them! Because they uncovered the Easter Egg!

Apple Watch, iPhone Plus, equals mega-flop for befuddled CEO Tim Cook

The iWatch (Apple Watch) is a hideous, unoriginal, over-priced piece of garbage that doesn't even measure up to the iPod + strap thingy from years ago.

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Steve Jobs would have never let this out the door. The new iPhone 6 with it's clunky, stupid plastic seams are hideous copies of the seams in the HTC One M7 and M8.

Tim Cook is an uninspired, politically-correct, befuddled bean-counter. Steve Jobs is rolling over in his grave.